From God’s Perspective - Bo Burnham
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
I can hear the exact moment I hit sixth grade.
The minute Soulja Boi came on I actually started crying tears of laughter. I knew that WHOLE DANCE.
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
THROUGH THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS I AM NOW A SPORTS BLOG IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
The corgi of the cat world